1.Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
"Yes."

2.Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you reach?
My bandana

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Southpark

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
1:30

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
1:31

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
The sound of Matt Brown

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Like 1 or 2 days ago. I was looking at my flooded backyard.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
Myspace.

9. What are you wearing?
Element tee, socks, sleeping pants thingies, and glasses (hell yea).

10. Did you dream last night?
As a matter of fact, yes.

11. When did you last laugh?
Never. Hahaha! Aw shit.

12. What are on the walls of the room you are in?
Posters, big clock, framed cheez it box.

13. Seen anything weird lately?
Myself.

14. What do you think of this quiz?
Makes me tired...

15. What is the last film you saw?
SUPERBAD!

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
Lots and lots and lots and lots of cats.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know about
I'm a nobody.

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
Make cigarettes illegal. Crack is wack, yo.

19. Do you like to dance?
I can seriously dance like Michael Jackson.

20. George Bush:
He was a serious Dumbass.

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Isabelle

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Alex

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
Possibley.

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
Either:

Aw man, I lost the bet.
or
It's time to retire. You want the job?

25.Tag six people who must also do this in THEIR journal:
NEVER!